Rule #1:No sex in the theater!
UNLESS! It's brought to the front row and includes at least one WILLING cast member!
Rule #2:No Fire in the theater!
This isn't a journey concert, we don't want to see any of that waving lighter crap.
If we see flame, we'll assume you are on fire and put you out via any means necessary.
Rule #3:No flinging liquids in the theater.
The seats you'll be sitting in are relatively new, and we'd like them that way.
Some places allow squirt guns and other stuff to be thrown about.
This is not one of those places.
Rule #4: Audience participation is mandatory, obligatory, repetative and redundant!
You could have rented this (admittedly, very bad) movie for a buck at at your local video store for a week.
Instead you paid FIVE BUCKS to see it here, so you must want to be entertained.
If you don't participate, we can only assume we've failed to entertain you.
In that case we'll use YOU to entertain everybody else.
Rule #5:We throw things up and back!
If you've brought things to throw, THANK YOU!
We throw things UP AND BACK.
AWAY from the screen, it's worth more than all your lives combined (we did the math).
Rule #6: There is absolutely, positively, NO RULE SIX!
No really, we killed it. And it's family too.
Rule #7:Support your Local Theater!
It's not just Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Blue Mouse Theater.
They have their own very lovely site with all kinds of movie and historical data.
Rule #8:Places you can and cannot come.
The front row: we keep our props there.
The stage left stairs: we'll crush you!
The aisles: we have very large men running like crazy people through them.*****
Behind the piano: vile acts the likes of which you dare not bear witness to have transpired there.
The lighting portion of the stage: break a bulb and we break your skull.
Back stage: The cast gets naked back there and not just the pretty ones (shiver).
Rule #9:No alcohol!
ALCOHOL IS OUR FRIEND!
But not here.
Where ever your friend Alky is, keep him there.
In your pocket? KEEP HIM THERE!
In your backpack? KEEP HIM THERE!
In your stomach? UP AND BACK!
That's why cast gets to sit in the front row!
Rule #10: HAVE A GOOD FUCKING TIME!
But what if we can't have a good fucking time?
Then have a good time fucking!
Audience Participation Tips:
When you see Brad Majors, you yell "Asshole!"
When you see Janet Weiss, you yell "Slut!"
When you see the criminologist, you scream like you're in mortal terror.
During the wedding scene, you can throw rice (UP AND BACK)
You can wear newspaper on your head during the walk in the rain to the castle like Brad and Janet.
During the chorus of "There's a Light" you can wave glowsticks, cellphones, flashlights, etc. (No flames!)
Noisemakers are great for the tank scene when Rocky is born.
Party hats are great for the dinner scene
When Frank makes a toast, you can throw yours (UP AND BACK)
When Dr. Scott breaks through the wall, you throw Toilet Paper (UP AND BACK)
When Frank sings the line "cards for sorrow, and cards for pain" you throw your cards (UP AND BACK)
****There's always an exception to this part of the rule for two songs in the movie. Both Time Warp and Hot Patootie it is not just accepted, but expected, for you to get up and dance in the aisles. Just be quick about clearing them as soon as the song's over.